friday book out omg
a lot of weird things happening to me
couldnt fin gerald up 10 metres because i forgot to take off his weight pouch omg gerald is like a pig. no he is a pig.
burnt my plastic cover of the travel cooker because i couldnt read the japanese instructions and didnt take it out. theres a plastic smell lingering in my cabin now
made a lot of friends with 8 legs while getting f-ed by instructors at the soccerfield with overgrown grass. they now live in my swimming trunks.
failed my diving test. cmon, im supposed to be intelligent.
came close to vomiting numerous times during my sea swim with gerald. freaking waves so big. luckily i passed and avoided the sand storm hahahahaha only 8 pairs passed omg? in case you are wondering what is a sand storm, its where everyone goes to the beach in the wetsuit and throw sand in the air hahahah damn funny
pressed the red hang up button to go back to the main screen just as wanda called me. that was damn funny i think i choked on my bread. i think it left her dumbfounded, but it was pretty funny to me hahahahaha it sucks being too psychic.
and on the 27th i smuggled some stuff into school. thanks sheng yu for helping it was a BRILLIANT plan hahahahahah luckily i was able to pass off as a nj boy. or was it just because no one cared? hahahaha either way it doesnt change the fact that i am the master of disguises hohoho
anyway its 2 o cock on a lazy saturday afternoon and i just woke up from my nap. dont feel like doing anything.
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