story part II
The calling was from lord simon. He demanded the people gathered around the glass building label themselves as a grp, so they called themselves a fellowshit, which was met with a unanimous bellow of "yeah!".
A new fellowshit was formed :
Faggot, Heng Da the poet, Justin the hissing fuck, Karwai the abominable snowman, Anitha the sorceress, Si Hui the lamer and Edwin the spelling bee.
They begun their journey across the barren wasteland. After days of travelling under the scorching sun, they came across a smiley on a necklace. It looked disgusting. Anitha said " IF THIS SHIT EVER GETS ON TO MY HANDS! IMA THROW IT AWAY AS FAR AS I CAN!"
Faggot and poet felt a strong sense of De Ja Vu, which compelled their mouths to utter the letters WTF.
Meanwhile, Akeela was making out with Edwin behind a tree. Poet exclaimed " civilisation is done for! Evolution is a great irony! " Anitha grew impatient. Her powers werent meant to be kept under her sleeves. Without ample time to give the fellowshit a warning, she whipped out her wand and waved 3 billion circles. The poet degenerated into a caveman.
"THATS DE-EVOLUTION FOR YOU!" Anitha proudly proclaimed.
"megmpaegpm" The caveman could only grunt amidst the solemn silence.
"ARE U HAPPY NOW? NO ONE CAN BE AS STUPID AS YOU NOW!"
Everyone turned to look at Karwai.
Suddenly a thought struck sihui.
"HEYYYYY if karwai is a snowman, how come he aint melting in this hot sun?"
Poet : grunts
Justin : hisssssss smiley ! hisssssss precioussssss!
Anitha : omg ! he is a snowman in disguise!
Karwai took off his mask and unvealed his true self. After all this while, the fellowshit finally realised that a human ridding himself of his facade is definitely not a pretty sight. Kar Wai was actually a hairy sunbear, a monster of the day, feared by many, even the Chupacabra. Karwai started shedding his skin. With that, he pounced on Anitha, devouring her flesh and keratin in her hair and nails, sipping her blood. Edwin tried to retaliate by stinging karwai but to no avail.
" HE DRINKS GREEN TEA! U CANT POISON HIM WITH YOUR STING! " Faggot told Edwin with maturity beyong comprehension.
It was pointless. A bee without a sting is a dead bee, and edwin was dead.
Caveman : if only you guys could turn be back into human form again. Then id be able to talk some sense into the breast.
faggot : Beast you mean
Caveman : oops typoz
faggot : HEY HOW COME YOU CAN TALK
It was then that they realised once Anitha died, her spells were undone. Heng da was no londer a gruff and grisly caveman, but in his place, stood a charming young poet, full of intellectual, glowing with brilliance. With a flick of his tongue, he muttered the sentence
" Ignorance is bliss."
This had a significant effect on Karwais brain.
He thought to himself : "How can not knowing something be better than knowing it? "
His brain couldnt handle the electrical impulses generated by the oblongata and it engulfed his mind, leaking and tearing everything that existed in time. It teared a hole through the essence of reality and the time vortex sucked karwai, in whole. Karwai ceased to exist but u can read his blog at karwai88@blogspot.com. U would wonder why time didnt do it earlier ( suck him in) but we dont want to create another vortex in our brain do we.
Anyway all that was left was a scene of mass destruction. With blood and time on our hands. The survivors, Faggot, Heng Da Justin and Sihui mourned for the loss of the dead, for about a few nanoseconds. Justin broke the silence . . .
"Guys we have to move on, we cannot keep dwelling in the past. The future awaits"
End of Part II
stroy1
faggot was sitting at his desk wondering why on earth cant he ever do well for his exams. " it must be my short concentration span!" he exclaimed to the world so he set off on a journey for eternal happiness. In his bag, he packed a sandwich, a knife to slay animals as well as the most impt stuff dear to him, a picture of him holding all his failed examination papers. That served as a motivation to him whenever he felt down. It was his sparkle of hope. Faggot took the first step out of the door of his house and mumbled " One large step for mankind, One giant step for earth". It didnt go unnoticed as shortly after that, his neighbour watering the plants 5 metres away told him to stfu so loudly it shattered the windscreens of all the cars in texas. Fortunately for her, the neighbour had a pretty face which was a stepping stone in CISCO's security policy to ensure her face wasnt severly dismembered by Faggot. All he did was stain his gleaming knife with her blood.
"This is getting no fucking where" he told himself. "hehehehe yes it is" said his alter ego conscience.
"God damn, where did he come from?" he shuddered in disgust
"You have just taken the first step to acheiving nirvana. Killing is the way to go" these words echoed in his mind.
Faggot decided that this would be his journey, not just for himself, but for death. He was going to shell it out to anyone who seriously deserved it. So it began. Step by step, the distasteful scent of the ceasement of existence lingered in everyones nostrils especially the hairy ones. After about a million days of tireless strolling, he finally came to a place where the surroundings lingered with an uncanny evil presence. There he saw a man. Faggot edged closer to him cautiously, keeping a steady step. Careful not to disturb the fuck out of the strange man, he climbed a tembusu tree to spy on the man's ass. To his bewilderment, the man was writing something down with an old featherpen. Faggot was bemused. "Who the fuck writes at this kind of unearthy hour?" He stared at his wrist-watch. It was blurred by the morning mist. It read " 2pm".
"The air is really thick with evil ! Fuck!" Faggot wondered to himself. All the strange things were happening. It sent a cold shudder down his spine. The mist in the afternoon, the writing, the wondering, all this proved too much for his sad brain, and before he knew it, Faggot found himself falling down the fucking tree.
"Crash!" the rustling of leaves and the chirping of bluebirds were rudely interruppted by the fall.
"Now who in the god damn world are you!" the stranger's deep voice resounded in Faggots head.
Faggot picked himself up. His hands were buried in dried summer leaves, his hair in a mess. He was hardly ready to present himself to a stranger.
"Hi, i was very curious about what u were doing so i was catching birds on this giant tembusu tree" he replied.
The stranger said " oh dont worry, passerbys do that plenty a time. My name is Heng Da, and i write poems.
"Oh my god! at this hour? u must really be a poetry enthusiast"
"Not just an enthusiast! i have my own website"
"God damn are u good! we havent introduced ourselves yet ... hi Im faggot"
"actually i just did but yea.. hi what brings you out here into the woods?"
"Im on a journey to no return"
"and what journey may that be?"
"a level journey"
"i dont know what the fuck are u talking about but i am very interested. I want to see the world and open my eyes to new stuff. May i join you?"
Faggot agreed readily. Afterall, companionship was a part of human nature and its many desires besides greed, sex and killing. So there, the two new friends began their wondrous journey.
The sky was darkening and night was setting in.
"We must find a place to stay" Heng da said with his husky voice
Faggot was impressed with heng das maturity, he could only grin in respect. After about an hour or so, they managed to chase some faggots out of their houses so they had a place to reside in. A pity they had to live with the air of death as one of the girls refused to budge her silly stubborn ass so Faggot had to put her to the sleep of eternity with some dust of gg. Heng da couldnt get enough of it and put a hole thru her heart with his trusty shotgun.
"hisssssssssss : )" something was making weird noises in the kitchen sink. Faggot and Heng Da just had to check out the mysterious place. It was oozing of gayness. "Clang Clang Clang" Cutlerys rained on the floor. Faggot and Heng da emerged from their hiding positions and took down the creature making the noise. It put up a struggle before kicking Faggot and Heng Da in the face, jumping out of the window and escaping into the night. All it left was a clue. A necklace with a smiley attached to its metal chains.
" Now what the hell is this?" Faggot said to Heng Da.
" Dude... all i know is that this shit ought to have been thrown out the window along with that monster!"
"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS ... DUMPPPPPP .... HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" a strange shriek echoed into the blackness of the night.
Heng da tried to catch a glimpse of its silhoutte but all he saw was a sign " MARSILING"
"the fuck we are in marsiling? no shit man we are away from civilisation!" Faggot exclaimed with his sexy voice.
He checked his pocket PC. The IP address kept changing.
"Hmmm this place lurks of evil we better get the fuck out of here" they said together in unision.
So they decided not to sleep for the night, and journeyed across the dirty run-down roads into the unknown. There they came across a glass building. It was transparent. They could sense people inside. Burning with curiousity, they pushed the great big glass doors apart and made their way through the building. They scaled the stairs and reached the 2nd level. There, Heng da saw familiar faces. It was a rogue sorceress named Anitha, an albino monster Karwai with a name to suit his character, and a creature hissing perpetually, the Justin. Heng da and Faggot engaged in deep conversation with them, and realised that these band of mates were actually on the run from their evil captors.
" OH NO THEY ARE HERE!" anitha shouted with her lungs.
At the door, emerged 2 guys armed to the neck with guns and stuff.
"WE ARE SIHUI AND EDWYN! WE WILL NOT HURT YOU! OUR MASTER IS DEAD"they said as they extended their hands with warm welcome.
All of a sudden, a mysterious calling started ringing in their ears.
End of part 1
I'm driving in my car, I turn on the radio
I'm pulling you close, you just say no
You say you don't like it, but girl I know you're a liar
'Cause when we kiss, Fire
Late at night I'm takin' you home
I say I wanna stay, you say you wanna be alone
You say you don't love me, girl you can't hide your desire
'Cause when we kiss, Fire
You had a hold on me, right from the start
A grip so tight I couldn't tear it apart
My nerves all jumpin' actin' like a fool
Well your kisses they burn but your heart stays cool
Romeo and Juliet, Samson and Delilah
Baby you can bet their love they didn't deny
Your words say split but your words they lie
motehrfucking deer
"oh oh. heard a piece of news from best friend two."
FUCK YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT I HAF TO SAY TO YOU STUPID ASS BITCH THAT IS -->
if u realli tink he is ur best friend, u need to check ur brain n vision checked .
good fucking god u have just answered urself
"seems his we-go-a-long-time-back friend thinks i'm kaopehing his best friend!"
NO IT DOESNT "SEEM" LIKE THAT IT IS! AND YOU DID SO STOP DENYING BITCHASS
"omigosh you really think the world revolves round you eh. please stop indulging in your self-illusioned world of narcissism it's disgusting and just a great bluff."
FUCKING IRONY OF IRONIES IF THERES ANYTHING MORE IRONICAL THAN THIS SENTENCE FRIENDLY GHOST WOULD ACTUALLY BE A FRIENDLY GHOST
"maybe you should just go look into the mirror and honour yourself two sharp slaps across your face. then you'll realise how dumb it is to go around pointing fingers at others and kaopehing their short skirts."
the skirt is really fucking short its disgusting and as much as it motehrfucking pains me to talk about it cause its already bad enough to know of someone who would wear one, i bet it would motehrfucking disgust ppl more than narcissistic ppl and those who scold other ppl on their own blog ( btw even tho thats fucking ironical IT IS NOT AS IRONICAL AS THE ONE HIGHLITED IN YELLOW COLOUR )
joe deer
joe deer and his masterplan
Sir are u injured?
Im going down the motehrfucking road driving my car minding my own god damn business and a motehrufcking deer jumps out and bangs into my car. Then it motherfucking woke up and bit me in the neck . . ..
I am gay
An article about myself finally :
In case u are wondering why there are no friends under the column "my frineds" let me enlighten u on teh numerous reasons why the workings of jt doesnt appeal to anyone at all, not even ur mother. Jt likes to work his magic in the darkness and by saying that it doesnt mean that he is a sorcerer but rather he is a magical sorcerer. He conjures his web of deceit with teh flick of teh finger which was never meant for writing a single word in eternity, and traps his sad ass victims in it. In case you are wondering whether u are trapped in it or not, ull have to try and see whether ur head is able to touch the tip of your toes. If it does, youre probably a hidden enemy of jt. Though he works in the shadows, his facade is well worn in the realms of reality because he is what everybody calls a HYMENCRITE. Not only is his favourite past times talking bad about others behind their backs, he derives guilty pleasure from covering up his tracks and with that, i hand to you my analysis of the creature, jt. Why ever the motherfffffff does he want to do all this evility we may never know, it could be cause he wants to save the world from eternal damnation from the entity of what the remains of humanity calls "hair", which actually is a parasitic symbiote planted on your brain by your parents to suck the living shit out of your soul.
YES THATS RIGHT ur parents are eval!!!!!!!! if u dont believe me u am try to sneak around your backyard and dig a hole in it. There in lies an eval SPACESHIP sent from the depths of venus and mars encapsulating the life force that powers your parents. yup, they werent lying when they said they were from Mars and Venus trust u to believe their SARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRKASMMMMMMMMMM.
You guys are prolyl rolling ur fat ass eyes in your sockets saying that i am lying but the truth be told, you guys are f0000ls u hear. Yuo are stuuuuuuuuuuuuupiiiiiiiiiid faggggoooot foolssssssss doing stuff u think there is meaning but there isnt u am hide all the stupid meanings in the stupid things u do in the pretext of art and stuff but thats bulllllshit cause i am see thru all your sad ass sorry excuses and lies cause i am teh hymenmeister!
You dont fool me with ur msn statussssssssses and stuff i am hunt ur ass down like the sorry piece of jackassssssss u are!!!!!!!
jialing is fucked up
todays physics paper was as short as someones skirt as i wallow in despair, my hands unable to accomplish the simple tusk of elephants but much that i like to think of it being as short as jono's skirt it isnt. or rather, it is as
short as ziyans best friend's skirt. Why this metaphor? people question my intellectual and language ability which i do not possess cause unlike u guys i tap into my innate ability to look pass the stuff dreams are made of. ( wtf that sounds vaguely familiar).
At this point of time, i feel and you-feel-it-to -- > it is the perfect moment to reiterate the point on why this blog is "oh-so-cool". ( <-- btw this term is commonly used in everyones blog so i doubt u will fail to understand its importance in showing my conformity with society)
Why so?
If i were one of you "bloggers" i would type down with my sad wrinkled fingers " i think i am digressing and i shall get back to my point" . However due to my spiritual presence on the cyberspace, all i have to do is rub my bald spot and wait for you guys to realise that to find the point, u need to open the eyes of the one in your mind and not the one planted below ur eyebrows.
So back to the point for i have digressed ( *my humour astounds me so much so i am unable to hit the backspace) why the physics paper is as short as ziyans best friends skirt. To put this metaphorical horror in a simplified way thats best for all my readers to understand, you are gay. actually no, it is simply the fact that all you guys are faggots. actually no, it is cause the time constraint of the paper actually made me feel like i was really riding up my legs, and it was simply exposing too much of my stupidity ( likened to exposing too much of your "chastity") or something liek that i feel it is too awkward to type it out in cyber space so i shall end my sentence abrubtly. with a fullstop.
henceforth i would definitely choose a guy with a small built if i were a girl than choose a girl with short skirt if i were a guy. In case the reader is wondering what underlying meaning does this phrase carry, it just goes to show how much the mysteries of this universe can be wasted on humanity and their w wait wait hold on i beg to differ for she is not human.
why pppl kao bei on other ppl tagboard but nv kao bei me i feel damn left out! life is so boring >< i wish i could gather everyone into my room and slit their wrists come come come
edwyn u think u damn mother funny isit if there was a balance of stupidity u would outweigh damien chee 1 million to one and put the ant who died under my fingers a few secs ago to shame tink u can guai lan all u want huh u cb lan jiao samuel loh
hello hc ppl reading my blog tho i have nothing against u guys i just have to say that u guys all suck cause u wear a beige uniform and belt and act cute noobs!!!!!!!!! zihan i think u are fucking indecisive and should be assraped by the hc ppl. ( like that could happen? unless she has a ********) mwtf?
omg i realised that the pics were so big that samantha would be proud of them. ( and it was screwing the tagboard so being in the "fixit" mood today ima fix this shit by pasting 1 million damien chee bye pictures goigigigigi
YU PEI :XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
think u very smart isit huh huh conversing in alein languages!
song steler
didnt know she was evil did u ... now u know song stealer
SHE GOT THE MERCEDES BENDS
BURN DOWN THE BLOB I MEAN BLOG WTF THE BLOG IS SCREWED !!!!!!!! ITS SCREWED LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!! U CONFORMING PIECE OF SHIT U DESERVE TO BE BURNT ALIVE TOGEHTER WITH THE BILLIONS OF PPL CRAWLING ON EARTH LIKE SILLY LITTLE ANTS WITH THEIR ASSES AS THEIR HEADS DIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE U DO NOT STEAL MY SONGSSSSSSSSSSSS AND MY HEART!
gl3
a further analysis of the guai lan 3
the members hmmm familiar faces fill our minds woh are they? we may not know for sure
i think one of the members of this cult has his nehm beginning with E omg isit ENITHA? WTF? ENITHA IS GTHE GODDESS OF EVIL KIIIIIIIILLLLL HER BURN HER TO A STAKE STUPIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ENITHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
actually enitha is damn kind she is mother fu i mean theresa and she could be related to einstein since their nehms start wiht E. Karwai is a bitch karwai is a bitch asss u desereve to die! and zihan is a fit whale wtf?
the gl3 is back! and with a vengeance!
Look at us baby, up all night
Tearing our love apart
Aren't we the same two people who live
through years in the dark?
Ahh...
Every time I try to walk away
Something makes me turn around and stay
And I can't tell you why
When we get crazy,
it just ain't to right,
(try to keep you head, little girl)
Girl, I get lonely, too
You don't have to worry
Just hold on tight
(don't get caught in your little world)
'Cause I love you
Nothing's wrong as far as I can see
We make it harder than it has to be
and I can't tell you why
no, baby, I can't tell you why
I can't tell you why
Every time I try to walk away
Something makes me turn around and stay
And I can't tell you why
dunno, baby, I can't tell you why
I can't tell you why
I can't tell you why
