madness
going mad over a piece of cake in the darknesswhile waiting for you to finish vectors hahahahahaha
change my blog
i finalyl found another emo blog skin!
hello wanda lee
my day is a tuesday
i tried waking up early today to breathe the early morning fresh air but it proved too be much to take for my weak body after last night ( had to go walk to the petrol kiosk to get some pipping hot paus in the middle of the night because i was too hungry). i was supposed to go play basketball with jun yan at first but he was still sleeping, so i went to the nj bus stop to wait for my buses. thats where i met a hot and sexy lady (ps : she is teh sizzling hot + she tied her hair up), i went to chat her up, i hope wanda wont be jealous. I wanted to walk into school with her but she was afraid wanda would see us together so we parted our ways. regrettable.
The canteen was quite crowded so i da-bao-ed kway teow to the tables udnerneath the staircase outside the hall to eat. Coincidentally sheng yu was having tuition with mr bek so i joined them in my quest to learn more about maths. A pity someone in dire need of mr beks help couldnt join us hahahahahaa ok, no i was just kidding. Afterwards, i was walkign around when i bumped into the future talentime winners jeremy and grace but i dont think they read this stupid site Hhaghaegahe.
i love your blog
herro
hello i am sitting on my red chair, fiddling with my hair
i want to wax my legs, i like to eat scrambled eggs
i need to get new berms, i really need some sperms
this iz hardly a poem but i hope you like it
I wish...
I wish I was hotter(
I BURN THE SUN! ), I wish I was slimmer
( MY BUTTS TOO BIG AND SSEXY) , I wish I didn't have to work (
IM BEING PAID TO WAIT IN THE OFFICE, not work), I wish I had more sperms. (
OVERFLOWING GG)HAHA. Work is
damn boring.
Off to freeze more sperms, no choice, I got them checked a few days ago and my count is low.. (
COMPARED TO THE NUMBER OF A's I WILL GET, it is too low .. .. ok wait is that even logical) AGAIN.
Creep
When you were here before
Couldn't look you in the eye
You're just like an angel
Your skin makes me cry
You float like a feather
In a beautiful world
And I wish I was special
You're so fuckin' special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't care if it hurts
I want to have control
I want a perfect body
I want a perfect soul
I want you to notice
When I'm not around
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
She's running out the door
She's running out
She's run, run, run, running out
Whatever makes you happy
Whatever you want
You're so fuckin' special
I wish I was special
But I'm a creep
I'm a weirdo
What the hell am I doing here?
I don't belong here
I don't belong here
GOLDEN TARTS FOR SALE.
I am really bored, thank goodness wanda doesn't know that I have a blog. HAHA.
Justin is on page 42 of THE SUNDAY TIMES. Go look!
Anyways, I love running half nekkid down sixth avenue, it's one of the best feelings ever, sprinting up the seemingly endless road till my body collapses into a pile of nothingness. Running makes me emozzz. I've become too fat, that affects my mind, thats why I want to climb out of my window to the swings outside. Imagine what my neighbours will do when they see me. They'll call KARWAI AND WAYNE to come rescue me because I'm all suicidal when I just want to see the view and spy on little kids across the road. PAEDOPHILIC TENDENCIES. Not my fault.
Know of anyone who's plunged into the water and had their trunks drop out? I don't know any but I don't want to be the first. I have balls of steel. HAHA.
This has to be the most incoherent post ever. Goodnight, I need to freeze my sperms.
karwai stop copying me even though you claim the way i blog is very cool i beg to differ so that i will stop seeing duplicate templates of my blog on your blog
i am not going to use any more punctuation marks and neither am i going to paste inane and pointless conversations if thats what you deem "cool" oh shit i just used two marks but the backspace is spoilt oh no
pointless conversations with ian at night
iwjefglkzsfd says:i did u assI cant tell you why says:
U DIDNT1
I cant tell you why says:
MELVIN TOLD Me
iwjefglkzsfd says:
u didnt ask
I cant tell you why says:i did u assiwjefglkzsfd says:
did not
hahahahahaha
1390581359 reasons why karwai shouldnt be sad
1) the people in africa are starving the least you can do is think about their plight. and yours
2) shit i cant think of anymore. oh well i hope it stops you from wallowing for a while, thats enough.
in any case, you shouldnt get too caught up because i think that you are very handsome and one day, many of your numerous suitors will wake up their ideas and i will hope for the best.
Playing bball in the sun is very taxing on my skin. theres like mould and fungus and mushrooms and algae growing on my rotten skin. Oh well. on a higher note, i enjoyed bouncing the ball off ziyans new found abs. and, justins pangseh count just got to an all time high, but its okay. we know whats going on kekekekeeke.
" wa see lau bei " HAHAAHAHAHAH