1-2-3-1 1-2-3-2 straighten your legs, straighten your fking legs
staff koh : you got girlfriend a not
me: NO STAFF
staff koh : why ? singapore girl not good enough for you IZ IT?
me : NO STAFF
staff koh : are you virgin?
me : YES STAFF
staff koh : say loulerh !
me : I AM VIRGIN, STAFF