gogo ndu
the ndu-ers tried to prove their manliness today by swimming 15 laps and plunging from the plunging board without contemplating about the wellbeing of their balls. i bet we look enticing with our balls flying over everywhere from a far, the old man sitting on the deckchair a few metres away was arleady salivating. not that he was the only one who couldnt keep teh eyes to himself.
there were many more like the man with tattooes and the man who was watching us have our burgers under the sun. maybe we should stop going crazy at the pool, but how can you not go crazy if there are lizards swimming in the jacuzzi with you? yaodong wants the lizard to lick his balllls liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiccccccccck it lickkkkkkkk
speaking of flying balls, all this golf ball whackings are making my right hand swell the shit up. i need to get another glove or something dammit, its swelling so damn big i cant swing properly anymore.
and my fila shirt has begun to stink, according to my maids anna and aunty lee. who ask aunty lee to keep stealing my shirts, she am bring them back to philipines. ok time to protect my balls bye
