story part II
The calling was from lord simon. He demanded the people gathered around the glass building label themselves as a grp, so they called themselves a fellowshit, which was met with a unanimous bellow of "yeah!".
A new fellowshit was formed :
Faggot, Heng Da the poet, Justin the hissing fuck, Karwai the abominable snowman, Anitha the sorceress, Si Hui the lamer and Edwin the spelling bee.
They begun their journey across the barren wasteland. After days of travelling under the scorching sun, they came across a smiley on a necklace. It looked disgusting. Anitha said " IF THIS SHIT EVER GETS ON TO MY HANDS! IMA THROW IT AWAY AS FAR AS I CAN!"
Faggot and poet felt a strong sense of De Ja Vu, which compelled their mouths to utter the letters WTF.
Meanwhile, Akeela was making out with Edwin behind a tree. Poet exclaimed " civilisation is done for! Evolution is a great irony! " Anitha grew impatient. Her powers werent meant to be kept under her sleeves. Without ample time to give the fellowshit a warning, she whipped out her wand and waved 3 billion circles. The poet degenerated into a caveman.
"THATS DE-EVOLUTION FOR YOU!" Anitha proudly proclaimed.
"megmpaegpm" The caveman could only grunt amidst the solemn silence.
"ARE U HAPPY NOW? NO ONE CAN BE AS STUPID AS YOU NOW!"
Everyone turned to look at Karwai.
Suddenly a thought struck sihui.
"HEYYYYY if karwai is a snowman, how come he aint melting in this hot sun?"
Poet : grunts
Justin : hisssssss smiley ! hisssssss precioussssss!
Anitha : omg ! he is a snowman in disguise!
Karwai took off his mask and unvealed his true self. After all this while, the fellowshit finally realised that a human ridding himself of his facade is definitely not a pretty sight. Kar Wai was actually a hairy sunbear, a monster of the day, feared by many, even the Chupacabra. Karwai started shedding his skin. With that, he pounced on Anitha, devouring her flesh and keratin in her hair and nails, sipping her blood. Edwin tried to retaliate by stinging karwai but to no avail.
" HE DRINKS GREEN TEA! U CANT POISON HIM WITH YOUR STING! " Faggot told Edwin with maturity beyong comprehension.
It was pointless. A bee without a sting is a dead bee, and edwin was dead.
Caveman : if only you guys could turn be back into human form again. Then id be able to talk some sense into the breast.
faggot : Beast you mean
Caveman : oops typoz
faggot : HEY HOW COME YOU CAN TALK
It was then that they realised once Anitha died, her spells were undone. Heng da was no londer a gruff and grisly caveman, but in his place, stood a charming young poet, full of intellectual, glowing with brilliance. With a flick of his tongue, he muttered the sentence
" Ignorance is bliss."
This had a significant effect on Karwais brain.
He thought to himself : "How can not knowing something be better than knowing it? "
His brain couldnt handle the electrical impulses generated by the oblongata and it engulfed his mind, leaking and tearing everything that existed in time. It teared a hole through the essence of reality and the time vortex sucked karwai, in whole. Karwai ceased to exist but u can read his blog at karwai88@blogspot.com. U would wonder why time didnt do it earlier ( suck him in) but we dont want to create another vortex in our brain do we.
Anyway all that was left was a scene of mass destruction. With blood and time on our hands. The survivors, Faggot, Heng Da Justin and Sihui mourned for the loss of the dead, for about a few nanoseconds. Justin broke the silence . . .
"Guys we have to move on, we cannot keep dwelling in the past. The future awaits"
End of Part II
