jialing is fucked up
todays physics paper was as short as someones skirt as i wallow in despair, my hands unable to accomplish the simple tusk of elephants but much that i like to think of it being as short as jono's skirt it isnt. or rather, it is as
short as ziyans best friend's skirt. Why this metaphor? people question my intellectual and language ability which i do not possess cause unlike u guys i tap into my innate ability to look pass the stuff dreams are made of. ( wtf that sounds vaguely familiar).
At this point of time, i feel and you-feel-it-to -- > it is the perfect moment to reiterate the point on why this blog is "oh-so-cool". ( <-- btw this term is commonly used in everyones blog so i doubt u will fail to understand its importance in showing my conformity with society)
Why so?
If i were one of you "bloggers" i would type down with my sad wrinkled fingers " i think i am digressing and i shall get back to my point" . However due to my spiritual presence on the cyberspace, all i have to do is rub my bald spot and wait for you guys to realise that to find the point, u need to open the eyes of the one in your mind and not the one planted below ur eyebrows.
So back to the point for i have digressed ( *my humour astounds me so much so i am unable to hit the backspace) why the physics paper is as short as ziyans best friends skirt. To put this metaphorical horror in a simplified way thats best for all my readers to understand, you are gay. actually no, it is simply the fact that all you guys are faggots. actually no, it is cause the time constraint of the paper actually made me feel like i was really riding up my legs, and it was simply exposing too much of my stupidity ( likened to exposing too much of your "chastity") or something liek that i feel it is too awkward to type it out in cyber space so i shall end my sentence abrubtly. with a fullstop.
henceforth i would definitely choose a guy with a small built if i were a girl than choose a girl with short skirt if i were a guy. In case the reader is wondering what underlying meaning does this phrase carry, it just goes to show how much the mysteries of this universe can be wasted on humanity and their w wait wait hold on i beg to differ for she is not human.
